After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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