Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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