I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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