What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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