Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Dicks are not precious.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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