physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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