no. you can't hotbox the world.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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