okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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