drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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