I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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