We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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