In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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