Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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