i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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