she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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