Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
tell me about the fingering
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