My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
