Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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