He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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