is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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