if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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