If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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