i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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