Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Sext me about skeletons
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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