Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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