Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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