but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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