Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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