you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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