I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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