Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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