Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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