i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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