her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I'm at about main and main street
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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