Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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