You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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