Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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