the new term for farting is butt boxing.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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