sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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