I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
soo... how was my night?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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