I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I haven't been this sober since birth.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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