problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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