I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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