We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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