And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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