mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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