How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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