you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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