Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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