y did u give ur computer a hand job?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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