How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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