He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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