Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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