She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
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