I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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