Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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