just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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